I Don't Shave It Unisex Tee | The OnlyCats Collection

Natural. Fuzzy. Photographed upon request.

“I DON’T SHAVE MY PUSSY. PICS ON REQUEST.” — printed loud across the back for those who believe a proper cat should keep its fur exactly where nature intended. No grooming standards, no beauty trends, no compromises. Just an unbothered fluffy menace and a camera roll full of proof.

Front print: the same line, small on the left chest — subtle enough from the front, completely unhinged from the back. Wear it to concerts, festivals, bars, record stores or anywhere a stranger might read your shirt, laugh nervously and ask to see the evidence.

Part of The OnlyCats Collection — the funny cat shirt series inspired by the viral design that blew up after a stranger at a merch table asked to see the promised pictures. He did, in fact, receive a photo of a cat. This version is for cat owners whose pets are gloriously untrimmed and whose sense of humor is even worse.

Made for cat dads, cat ladies, metalheads and anyone who thinks fluffy chaos is a lifestyle, not a flaw. If your cat sheds on every black item you own and you still take 50 photos a day, this one’s for you. Unisex fit, because excessive cat hair knows no gender.

What you get:

• Heavyweight 5 oz, 100% cotton tee, regular unisex fit, pre-shrunk jersey knit

• Front AND back print — small chest text, full-size statement on the back

• Sizes S–5XL, classic black

• Made to order and printed fresh just for you

Why people buy it:

• A funny cat T-shirt that turns questionable humor into a conversation starter

• Perfect gift for cat lovers whose pets are proudly fluffy and completely shameless

• Great for festivals, metal shows, bars and awkward everyday social situations

• Pairs with the rest of our cat metal merch — Slipkat, Sepawltura, Pawntera, Catjira and the whole roster

• Matching 3"×4" vinyl sticker available for your laptop, bottle or guitar case

Every order feeds a homeless cat. Cats and Metal is an independent metalhead-run store. A portion of every sale goes to animal shelters, and we put money straight back into the underground by buying music on Bandcamp to support artists. You buy ridiculous cat merch, a real cat gets fed, and a real band gets paid.

Want YOUR cat on a metal shirt? Send a photo of your beast at catsandmetal.com/cover and we’ll turn them into the next frontcat of their own custom cat album cover shirt — your cat, your favorite band, immortalized. Custom cat cover commissions are open.

Ships worldwide. Fur remains untouched. Pics available on request.