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Meowchine Head "Burn My Eyes" Tee — Machine Head Parody Merch

$49.82 AUD
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Machine Head's Burn My Eyes — catified. Front print, black tee.

1994 called. It wants its rage back, and it's coming out of a cat's eye sockets.

A parody of Machine Head's Burn My Eyes, one of the heaviest debuts groove metal ever produced — rebuilt with a screaming cat where the burning man used to be. Same molten orange furnace, same white-hot sparks whipping down the frame, same cracked-and-faded print that looks like it survived a hundred washes since the Clinton administration. The MEOWCHINE HEAD wordmark sits up top between two yellow diamonds, BURN MY EYES runs along the bottom. Full front print, no back print, no half-measures. Sleeve hit and neck print included — the Cats and Metal marks, because a shirt this filthy earns its branding.

Built for Machine Head fans, groove metal lifers, Bay Area thrash heads, and anyone whose cat has genuinely screamed like this at 4am for no reason.

What you get:

  • Heavyweight 5 oz, 100% cotton tee, regular fit, pre-shrunk jersey knit
  • Full front print, plus sleeve hit and neck print — distressed cat album cover parody art
  • Sizes S–5XL, classic black
  • Made to order, printed fresh just for you

Every order feeds a homeless cat.
Cats and Metal is an independent metalhead-run store. A portion of every sale goes to animal shelters, and we put money straight back into the underground by buying music on Bandcamp. You buy filthy merch, a real cat gets fed, a real band gets paid.

Want YOUR cat on a metal shirt?
Send a photo of your beast at catsandmetal.com/cover — your cat, your favorite record, immortalized. Custom cat cover commissions are open.

Ships worldwide. Cat not included — yours is already screaming about something.

Independent fan-made parody. Not affiliated with or endorsed by Machine Head or Roadrunner Records. All band names and album titles are trademarks of their respective owners.

Select color: Black

Select size

More details

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Meowchine Head "Burn My Eyes" Tee — Machine Head Parody Merch Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
15.63
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 1/2
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 1/2
3XL
33
28
22.8
4XL
34
30
24.2
5XL
35
32
25.3

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There may be a deviation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product dimensions.

A useful tip! Compare measurements with a product you already own at home by measuring it and matching it to the sizes in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's top next to the shirt's highest point on the shoulder. Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just under one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam under the other sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, follow the top seam of the sleeve to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the end of the sleeve.

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