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SAY SOMETHING NICE Unisex Tee | The OnlyCats Collection

$46.49 AUD
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Compliments are accepted. Cat photos may follow.

“SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT MY PUSSY.” — printed loud across the back for cat owners who know their feline deserves admiration from everyone in the room. Compliment the eyes, the whiskers, the luxurious coat or the complete lack of respect for personal property. Just choose your words carefully.

Front print: the same invitation, small on the left chest — subtle enough to spark curiosity before the full message reveals itself. Wear it to concerts, festivals, bars, record stores or anywhere strangers might need encouragement to appreciate your pussy properly.

Part of The OnlyCats Collection — the funny cat shirt series born from the viral design that reached over 3 million views after a stranger at a merch table politely asked to see the promised pictures. He received a photo of a cat. This version skips the small talk and goes directly to the compliments.

Made for proud cat dads, cat ladies, metalheads and anyone who believes their cat is the most beautiful creature alive and expects the public to agree. Whether your feline is majestic, chaotic, slightly overweight or permanently disappointed in you, they deserve to hear something nice. Unisex fit, because every pussy deserves appreciation.

What you get:

  • Heavyweight 5 oz, 100% cotton tee, regular unisex fit, pre-shrunk jersey knit

  • Front AND back print — small invitation on the chest, full-size statement across the back

  • Sizes S–5XL, classic black

  • Made to order and printed fresh just for you

Why people buy it:

  • A funny cat T-shirt that turns compliments into conversation starters

  • Perfect gift for cat lovers who never get tired of hearing how beautiful their pet is

  • Ideal for concerts, festivals, bars and anywhere unsolicited cat appreciation is welcome

  • Gives strangers the perfect excuse to ask for pictures

  • Pairs with the rest of our cat metal merch — Slipkat, Sepawltura, Pawntera, Catjira and the whole roster

  • Matching 3"×4" vinyl sticker available for your laptop, bottle or guitar case

Every order feeds a homeless cat. Cats and Metal is an independent metalhead-run store. A portion of every sale goes to animal shelters, and we put money straight back into the underground by buying music on Bandcamp to support artists. You buy ridiculous cat merch, a real cat gets fed, and a real band gets paid.

Want YOUR cat on a metal shirt? Send a photo of your beast at catsandmetal.com/cover and we’ll turn them into the next frontcat of their own custom cat album cover shirt — your cat, your favorite band, immortalized. Custom cat cover commissions are open.

Ships worldwide. Compliments encouraged. Cat pics available as a reward.

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More details

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.