WANT YOUR CAT ON OUR MERCH? SUBMIT HERE
WANT YOUR CAT ON OUR MERCH? SUBMIT HERE
WANT YOUR CAT ON OUR MERCH? SUBMIT HERE
WANT YOUR CAT ON OUR MERCH? SUBMIT HERE
WANT YOUR CAT ON OUR MERCH? SUBMIT HERE
WANT YOUR CAT ON OUR MERCH? SUBMIT HERE
WITH EVERY PURCHASE YOU HELP FEED A HOMELESS CAT
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CLAWBAR FELINE EXCESS TEE — CROWBAR PARODY MERCH

R$183.01
Free shipping when you spend R$522.87+ (selected countries only), Get CATS AND METAL HOLO STICKER SET 5.5" × 5.5" for free when you spend R$313.72+ for everyone. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

A parody of Crowbar's Sonic Excess In Its Purest Form, the NOLA sludge classic shot in the garden behind St. Louis Cathedral. Same blue midnight, same towering silhouette, except the thing on the pedestal is an enormous white cat who has never once moved on purpose. CLAWBAR across the chest in gold. On the back, FELINE EXCESS IN ITS PURREST FORM in cracked gold serif, big enough to read from across the pit.

Built for Crowbar fans, sludge and doom lifers, NOLA metal heads, and anyone living with a cat that outweighs its own personality.

What you get:

  • Heavyweight 5 oz, 100% cotton tee, regular fit, pre-shrunk jersey knit
  • Front print, back print and neck print — distressed cat album cover parody art
  • Sizes S–5XL, classic black
  • Made to order, printed fresh just for you

Every order feeds a homeless cat.
Cats and Metal is an independent metalhead-run store. A portion of every sale goes to animal shelters, and we put money straight back into the underground by buying music on Bandcamp.

Want YOUR cat on a metal shirt?
Send a photo of your beast at catsandmetal.com/cover - your cat, your favorite record, immortalized.

Ships worldwide. Cat not included; yours is already asleep on the pedestal

Select color: Black

Select size

More details

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

CLAWBAR FELINE EXCESS TEE — CROWBAR PARODY MERCH Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
15.63
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 1/2
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 1/2
3XL
33
28
22.8
4XL
34
30
24.2
5XL
35
32
25.3

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There may be a deviation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product dimensions.

A useful tip! Compare measurements with a product you already own at home by measuring it and matching it to the sizes in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's top next to the shirt's highest point on the shoulder. Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just under one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam under the other sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, follow the top seam of the sleeve to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the end of the sleeve.

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