Buy Me a Beer Unisex Tee | Funny Metal Cat Shirt
The cheapest deal you'll ever be offered.
"BUY ME A BEER & I'LL SHOW YOU MY PUSSY" — bold distressed serif across the whole back, big enough to read from the bar. One drink. That's the whole price of admission. And you will absolutely get what was promised: a cat. Possibly forty photos of the same cat in slightly different positions.
Front print: the same line, small, on the left chest — so the offer stands whichever way you're facing. Wear it to shows, dive bars, record fairs, festival campsites. Somebody always takes the deal. Somebody always regrets nothing.
Part of the Ask Kindly collection — the same funny cat shirt series as the line that got 3 million views when a stranger at a merch table read the back and politely asked to see the pictures. He got a photo of a cat. This one just costs you a beer.
Built for cat people with a sense of humor — cat dads, cat ladies, metalheads, anyone whose camera roll is 90% cat. Unisex fit, so the joke fits everyone.
What you get:
Heavyweight 5 oz, 100% cotton tee, regular unisex fit, pre-shrunk jersey knit
- Front AND back print — the line small on the chest, the loud version across the back
- Sizes S–5XL, classic black
- Made to order, printed fresh just for you
Why people buy it:
- A funny cat t-shirt that negotiates on your behalf
- Perfect gift for cat lovers who spend more on their cat than on their own beer
- Pairs with the rest of our cat metal merch — Slipkat, Sepawltura, Pawntera, Catjira and the whole roster
- Matching 3"x4" vinyl sticker available for your bottle, laptop or guitar case
Every order feeds a homeless cat. Cats and Metal is an independent metalhead-run store. A portion of every sale goes to animal shelters, and we put money straight back into the underground by buying music on Bandcamp to support artists. You buy filthy merch, a real cat gets fed, a real band gets paid.
Want YOUR cat on a metal shirt? Send a photo of your beast at catsandmetal.com/cover and we'll turn them into the next frontcat of their own custom cat album cover shirt — your cat, your favorite band, immortalized. Custom cat cover commissions are open.
Ships worldwide. Beer not included. Obviously.
More details
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Cats and Metal
- Email: contact@support.catsandmetal.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Buy Me a Beer Unisex Tee | Funny Metal Cat Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|
