KUBLAI KHAN SOME ADVICE TEE

# KUBLAI KHAT "DARWINISM" TEE

Some advice? Looking for insight? You should try... reading the front.

This is our hardest-hitting drop in the KUBLAI KHAT collection — a 
parody tribute to one of the most savage tracks in modern beatdown 
hardcore, reimagined as a cat-themed band tee that hits the same way 
the breakdown does. Inspired by the aggressive, no-frills visual 
language of Texas hardcore and metalcore — think Kublai Khan TX, 
Knocked Loose, Varials, Year Of The Knife — but with the one element 
the scene has been missing: a furious, chubby tuxedo cat with a 
middle-finger toy.

## FRONT PRINT

A blackletter "KUBLAI KHAT" logo in deep blood-red sits above a 
high-contrast halftone portrait of our model — the fattest, most 
unbothered cat in the lineup — sprawled on a beat-up armchair and 
flipping you off with a red middle-finger toy. Below the framed 
image: the punchline. "DIE AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE."

## BACK PRINT

Massive distressed white typography across the full back, ripped 
straight from the Darwinism lyrical universe:

YOU WANT SOME ADVICE? LOOKING FOR INSIGHT? I THINK YOU SHOULD TRY...

The setup is on the back. The punchline is on the chest. Read together, 
it's the most polite "fuck off" in heavy music history — delivered by 
a cat.

## SLEEVE HIT

Cats and Metal circle logo on the left sleeve. Subtle, but it's there.

## ABOUT THIS DESIGN

This is a parody design and unofficial fan merchandise. Cats and Metal 
is an independent project that reimagines heavy metal, hardcore, and 
metalcore aesthetics through a cat lens — we are not affiliated with 
Kublai Khan TX, Rise Records, or any other band or label. We just 
really love Exhibition Of Prowess and we really love cats.

## PAIRS WELL WITH

The KUBLAI KHAT holographic sticker, the Supreme Purrer poster, or 
literally any time you need to communicate "leave me alone" without 
saying a word.