CLAWBAR ALL I HAD I ATE TEE

CLAWBAR — ALL I HAD I ATE TEE

A cat parody of one of doom's most sacred relics — the self-titled Crowbar album cover, that crucified Pompeii-fresco classic from the NOLA sludge metal legends. Where Crowbar gave you suffering carved into granite, Clawbar gives you a catastrophically obese tabby who reached too high on the column and is now stuck there, claws dug in, because all he had — he ate.

Front print is a full oil-painted fresco: cracked Roman columns, that signature red-and-ochre palette, and one magnificently fat cat clinging to the pillar in glorious feline shame. Flip it over — the back delivers the punchline: ALL I HAD I ATE. Front shows you the crime, back confesses the motive. This is funny metal cat merch that still respects the source — a real tribute to one of sludge metal's most iconic record covers, not a watered-down meme.

If you know the original Crowbar self-titled artwork, this one hits twice as hard. Built for doom and sludge metalheads, fat-cat owners, and anyone whose cat has eaten something it absolutely should not have.

What you get:

• Heavyweight 5 oz, 100% cotton tee, regular fit, pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Front and back print — full painterly cat album cover parody art
• Sizes S–5XL, classic black
• Made to order, printed fresh just for you

Why metalheads (and cat people) buy it:

• A genuine gothic cat art tribute to a doom classic — not a throwaway joke shirt
• Pairs with the rest of our cat metal merch — Meowstodon, Pawntera, Catjira, Cuddle of Filth and the whole roster
• The kind of shirt that gets recognized in the pit and in the comment section

Every order feeds a homeless cat. Cats and Metal is an independent metalhead-run store. A portion of every sale goes to animal shelters, and we put money straight back into the underground by buying music on Bandcamp to support artists. You buy filthy merch, a real cat gets fed, a real band gets paid. Metal as hell, soft where it counts.

Want YOUR cat on a metal shirt? Send a photo of your beast at catsandmetal.com/cover and we'll turn them into the next frontcat of their own custom cat album cover shirt — your cat, your favorite band, immortalized as gothic cat art. Custom cat cover commissions are open.

Ships worldwide. Cat not included — yours is already eyeing the thing it shouldn't eat.