Has Fangs Unisex Tee Front Logo | OnlyCats Collection
She's soft. She's fluffy. She once drew blood over a closed door.
"MY PUSSY HAS FANGS. WANNA SEE?" — bold distressed serif across the whole back, big enough to read from the other side of the pit. For everyone whose sweet little angel turns into a set of teeth the second a vet appears. The question isn't rhetorical. Somebody always asks. You always have the photos ready.
Front print: Cats and Metal Logo
Part of the Ask Kindly collection — the same funny cat shirt series as the line that got 3 million views when a stranger at a merch table read the back and politely asked to see the pictures. He got a photo of a cat. Same energy here, sharper teeth.
Built for cat people with a sense of humor — cat dads, cat ladies, metalheads, anyone whose camera roll is 90% cat and 10% scars. Unisex fit, so the joke fits everyone.
What you get:
- Heavyweight 5 oz, 100% cotton tee, regular unisex fit, pre-shrunk jersey knit
- Front AND back print — the line small on the chest, the loud version across the back
- Sizes S–5XL, classic black
- Made to order, printed fresh just for you
Why people buy it:
- A funny cat t-shirt that starts the conversation for you, then hands you your phone
- Perfect gift for cat lovers whose cat is genuinely a menace
- Pairs with the rest of our cat metal merch — Slipkat, Sepawltura, Pawntera, Catjira and the whole roster
- Matching 3"x4" vinyl sticker available if the shirt isn't loud enough
Every order feeds a homeless cat. Cats and Metal is an independent metalhead-run store. A portion of every sale goes to animal shelters, and we put money straight back into the underground by buying music on Bandcamp to support artists. You buy filthy merch, a real cat gets fed, a real band gets paid.
Want YOUR cat on a metal shirt? Send a photo of your beast at catsandmetal.com/cover and we'll turn them into the next frontcat of their own custom cat album cover shirt — your cat, your favorite band, immortalized. Custom cat cover commissions are open.
Ships worldwide. Fangs sold separately, unfortunately.
More details
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Cats and Metal
- Email: contact@support.catsandmetal.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Has Fangs Unisex Tee Front Logo | OnlyCats Collection Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|
