Ask Kindly Unisex Tee | Funny Metal Cat Shirt
Yes, it's about the cat. It was always about the cat.
"I'LL SHOW PICS OF MY PUSSY IF YOU ASK KINDLY" — bold distressed serif across the whole back, big enough to read from the other side of the venue. The ultimate funny cat shirt for anyone with 3,000 photos of their beast on their phone and zero shame about showing every single one. People will read it, freeze for a second, then laugh. That's the whole point. Ask kindly and you shall receive.
Front print: the classic Cats and Metal snarling cat logo in red, clean chest placement. Flip it over for the promise. Field-tested at metal festivals across Europe — this shirt starts more conversations than any pickup line ever written. Wear it to shows, record fairs, family dinners and first dates. Works every time.
Built for cat people with a sense of humor — cat dads, cat ladies, metalheads, camera-roll-is-90%-cat types. Unisex fit, so the joke fits everyone. If someone reads the back and doesn't laugh, congratulations: you just filtered out a boring conversation.
What you get:
- Heavyweight 5 oz, 100% cotton tee, regular unisex fit, pre-shrunk jersey knit
- Front AND back print — red logo on chest, the legendary line across the back
- Sizes S–5XL, classic black
- Made to order, printed fresh just for you
Why people buy it:
- The most reliable icebreaker in your wardrobe — a funny cat t-shirt that does the talking for you
- Perfect gift for cat lovers who own too many band shirts already
- Pairs with the rest of our cat metal merch — Slipkat, Sepawltura, Pawntera, Catjira and the whole roster
- The kind of shirt that gets photographed at merch tables (we have proof)
Every order feeds a homeless cat. Cats and Metal is an independent metalhead-run store. A portion of every sale goes to animal shelters, and we put money straight back into the underground by buying music on Bandcamp to support artists. You buy filthy merch, a real cat gets fed, a real band gets paid.
Want YOUR cat on a metal shirt? Send a photo of your beast at catsandmetal.com/cover and we'll turn them into the next frontcat of their own custom cat album cover shirt — your cat, your favorite band, immortalized. Custom cat cover commissions are open.
Ships worldwide. Pics of the pussy not included — bring your own
More details
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Cats and Metal
- Email: contact@support.catsandmetal.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Ask Kindly Unisex Tee | Funny Metal Cat Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|
