Can't Touch Unisex Tee | The OnlyCats Collection tee
“NO, YOU CAN’T TOUCH MY PUSSY. PICS ONLY.” — bold distressed serif across the whole back, big enough to establish boundaries from the other side of the venue. For anyone happy to show strangers forty nearly identical photos of their cat but considerably less interested in physical contact. The rules are simple. Looking is encouraged. Touching is not.
Front print: the same line, small, on the left chest — so your terms and conditions remain visible whichever way you’re facing. Wear it to shows, dive bars, record fairs, festival campsites and awkward family gatherings. Somebody will read it. Somebody will ask for the pictures. You will already have your phone out.
Part of The OnlyCats Collection — the funny cat shirt series born from the design that reached over 3 million views after a stranger at a merch table politely asked to see the promised pictures. He received a photo of a cat. This version delivers the same service while making the boundaries extremely clear.
Built for cat people with a sense of humor — cat dads, cat ladies, metalheads and anyone whose camera roll is 90% cat and whose personal boundaries are 100% non-negotiable. Unisex fit, so the joke fits everyone.
What you get:
- Heavyweight 5 oz, 100% cotton tee, regular unisex fit, pre-shrunk jersey knit
- Front AND back print — the line small on the chest, the loud version across the back
- Sizes S–5XL, classic black
- Made to order, printed fresh just for you
Why people buy it:
- A funny cat t-shirt that starts conversations and establishes boundaries simultaneously
- Perfect gift for cat lovers who will show you pictures but will not share custody
- Pairs with the rest of our cat metal merch — Slipkat, Sepawltura, Pawntera, Catjira and the whole roster
- Matching 3"×4" vinyl sticker available for your laptop, bottle or guitar case
Every order feeds a homeless cat. Cats and Metal is an independent metalhead-run store. A portion of every sale goes to animal shelters, and we put money straight back into the underground by buying music on Bandcamp to support artists. You buy ridiculous cat merch, a real cat gets fed, and a real band gets paid.
Want YOUR cat on a metal shirt? Send a photo of your beast at catsandmetal.com/cover and we’ll turn them into the next frontcat of their own custom cat album cover shirt — your cat, your favorite band, immortalized. Custom cat cover commissions are open.
Ships worldwide. Touching not included. Pics available upon request.
More details
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Cats and Metal
- Email: contact@support.catsandmetal.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Can't Touch Unisex Tee | The OnlyCats Collection tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|
