Well Trimmed Unisex Tee | The OnlyCats Collection

Neat, well-groomed and available for inspection.

“MY PUSSY IS WELL TRIMMED. ASK FOR PICS.” — printed loud across the back for responsible cat owners who appreciate proper grooming and never miss an opportunity to prove it. Clean paws, tidy fur, immaculate whiskers and enough photos to document the entire procedure.

Front print: the same line, small on the left chest — discreet enough to create curiosity before the full message comes into view. Wear it to concerts, festivals, bars, record stores or anywhere strangers might require photographic evidence of your cat’s excellent personal hygiene.

Part of The OnlyCats Collection — the funny cat shirt series born from the viral design that reached over 3 million views after a stranger at a merch table politely asked to see the promised pictures. He received a photo of a cat. This version is for those whose pussy is freshly groomed, camera-ready and waiting for compliments.

Made for cat dads, cat ladies, metalheads, professional groomers and anyone whose cat looks more presentable than they do. Whether your feline friend has a carefully maintained coat or simply spends six hours a day cleaning themselves, this shirt makes sure their efforts receive the recognition they deserve. Unisex fit, because good grooming is for everyone.

What you get:

• Heavyweight 5 oz, 100% cotton tee, regular unisex fit, pre-shrunk jersey knit

• Front AND back print — small chest text, full-size statement across the back

• Sizes S–5XL, classic black

• Made to order and printed fresh just for you

Why people buy it:

• A funny cat T-shirt for people with tidy cats and extremely untidy humor

• Perfect gift for cat lovers, groomers and anyone proud of their pussy’s appearance

• Built to start conversations, attract questions and justify opening your camera roll

• Ideal for festivals, metal shows, bars and other places where unsolicited cat photos are encouraged

• Pairs with the rest of our cat metal merch — Slipkat, Sepawltura, Pawntera, Catjira and the whole roster

• Matching 3"×4" vinyl sticker available for your laptop, bottle or guitar case

Every order feeds a homeless cat. Cats and Metal is an independent metalhead-run store. A portion of every sale goes to animal shelters, and we put money straight back into the underground by buying music on Bandcamp to support artists. You buy ridiculous cat merch, a real cat gets fed, and a real band gets paid.

Want YOUR cat on a metal shirt? Send a photo of your beast at catsandmetal.com/cover and we’ll turn them into the next frontcat of their own custom cat album cover shirt — your cat, your favorite band, immortalized. Custom cat cover commissions are open.

Ships worldwide. Freshly trimmed. Pics available upon request.