"Ask Kindly" Exclusive Sticker Sheet | Funny Cat Stickers
Six stickers. One filthy shirt's worth of confidence.
The line that broke the internet — "I'll show pics of my pussy if you ask kindly" — now comes as a kiss-cut sheet, alongside five more that never learned to whisper: "Buy me a beer & I'll show you my pussy," "No, you can't touch my pussy. Pics only," "My pussy has fangs, wanna see?," "Say something nice about my pussy," and "I don't shave my pussy. Pics on request."
Peel them off one at a time and stick them wherever strangers need a reason to ask questions: laptops, water bottles, notebooks, guitar cases, bumpers. Each sticker cuts clean, no scissors required.
What you get:
- One 5.83" x 8.27" kiss-cut sheet, six individual designs
- Glossy, waterproof, indoor-ready vinyl
- Peel-and-stick, no residue
Every order feeds a homeless cat. Cats and Metal is an independent metalhead-run store — a portion of every sale goes to animal shelters, and we buy music on Bandcamp to put money straight back into the underground.
Ships worldwide. Pics of the pussy not included, obviously.
More details
- Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU), Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
- 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border
- Indoor use only
- Glossy finish
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Cats and Metal
- Email: contact@support.catsandmetal.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
