ASK ME ABOUT IT Unisex Tee | The OnlyCats Collection

One question. Several hundred cat photos. No chance of a short answer.

“ASK ME ABOUT MY PUSSY & I WON’T SHUT UP.” — printed loud across the back for cat owners who have never needed much encouragement to discuss their favorite subject. Ask one innocent question and prepare to hear the full origin story, personality profile, feeding schedule and detailed explanation of every photo in their camera roll.

Front print: the same warning, small on the left chest — subtle enough to start the conversation before the back reveals exactly what you’ve gotten yourself into. Wear it to concerts, festivals, bars, record stores or anywhere strangers might be brave enough to ask.

Part of The OnlyCats Collection — the funny cat shirt series born from the viral design that reached over 3 million views after a stranger at a merch table politely asked to see the promised pictures. He received a photo of a cat. This version comes with the additional risk of a 45-minute presentation.

Made for proud cat dads, cat ladies, metalheads and anyone who can turn a casual question about their pet into a full documentary. Whether your cat is majestic, chaotic, emotionally unavailable or all three, you already have plenty to say. Unisex fit, because refusing to shut up about your cat is for everyone.

What you get:

• Heavyweight 5 oz, 100% cotton tee, regular unisex fit, pre-shrunk jersey knit

• Front AND back print — small warning on the chest, full-size statement across the back

• Sizes S–5XL, classic black

• Made to order and printed fresh just for you

Why people buy it:

• A funny cat T-shirt that gives strangers permission to make a terrible conversational decision

• Perfect gift for cat lovers who can discuss their pet for hours without repeating themselves

• Ideal for concerts, festivals, bars and anywhere unsolicited cat stories are welcome

• Turns your camera roll into an interactive public exhibition

• Pairs with the rest of our cat metal merch — Slipkat, Sepawltura, Pawntera, Catjira and the whole roster

• Matching 3"×4" vinyl sticker available for your laptop, bottle or guitar case

Every order feeds a homeless cat. Cats and Metal is an independent metalhead-run store. A portion of every sale goes to animal shelters, and we put money straight back into the underground by buying music on Bandcamp to support artists. You buy ridiculous cat merch, a real cat gets fed, and a real band gets paid.

Want YOUR cat on a metal shirt? Send a photo of your beast at catsandmetal.com/cover and we’ll turn them into the next frontcat of their own custom cat album cover shirt — your cat, your favorite band, immortalized. Custom cat cover commissions are open.

Ships worldwide. Ask at your own risk. The conversation may never end.