CUDDLE OF FILTH — JESUS IS A CAT TEE
The most blasphemously adorable shirt in the underground. A cat parody of the infamous Cradle of Filth "Jesus Is A Cunt" merch t-shirt — that legendary, banned-from-every-airline black metal classic — reborn as heavy metal cat art for the truly devoted.
Front cat is a furious, wrinkled, gloriously obese Sphynx in full grimoire-gothic glory, crowned with the dripping blood-red "CUDDLE OF FILTH" logo and the immortal subtitle Whisker Meowsturbation. The back keeps the original's shock-value attitude intact. It's irreverent, it's filthy, it's the kind of black metal cat shirt that gets you side-eyed at the grocery store and high-fived at the gig.
This is cat-themed metal merch done the way real metalheads want it — proper extreme-metal logo work, photocopied lo-fi gothic art, no soft edges. A perfect pickup for Cradle of Filth fans, gothic metal lovers, black metal cat people, and anyone who knows exactly which infamous shirt this is paying tribute to.
What you get:
- Heavyweight 5 oz, 100% cotton tee, regular fit, pre-shrunk jersey knit
- Front and back print — high-detail gothic cat album cover parody art
- Sizes S–5XL, classic black
- Made to order, printed fresh just for you
Why metalheads (and cat people) buy it:
- A genuine funny metal cat shirt that still respects the source — this isn't a watered-down meme, it's a real tribute to one of metal's most notorious shirts
- Pairs with the rest of our cat metal merch.
- The kind of shirt that starts conversations in the pit and the comment section
Every order feeds a homeless cat. Cats and Metal is an independent metalhead-run store, and a portion of every sale goes to homeless cat charities. You buy filthy merch, a real cat gets fed. Metal as hell, soft where it counts.
Want YOUR cat on a metal shirt? Send us a photo of your beast at catsandmetal.com/cover and we'll turn them into the next frontcat of their own custom cat album cover shirt — your cat, your favorite band, immortalized as gothic cat art. Custom cat merch commissions open.
Ships worldwide. Cat not included — yours is already plotting world domination from the couch.
More details
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Cats and Metal
- Email: contact@support.catsandmetal.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
CUDDLE OF FILTH — JESUS IS A CAT TEE Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|
