CATSPIRE TOO FAT TO DIE TEE

$30.00
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CATSPYRE – “TOO FAT TO DIE” TEE (BURZIK EDITION)

ICONIC. IRONIC. IMMORTAL.

FRONT AND CENTER: BURZIK — NOT JUST A CAT, BUT A LEGEND.

AND THEN YOU TURN AROUND —
TOO FAT TO DIE.

SIMPLE. BRUTAL. PERFECT.

IT’S NOT JUST MERCH.
IT’S A PORTRAIT OF A KING.

🖤 FEATURES:

  • FRONT PRINT FEATURING BURZIK IN FULL GLORY

  • BACK PRINT WITH MINIMALIST “TOO FAT TO DIE” STATEMENT

  • HIGH-CONTRAST, DETAILED ARTWORK WITH A DARK, EPIC ATMOSPHERE

  • PERFECT FOR STREETWEAR, SHOWS, OR JUST EXISTING LIKE A BOSS

🐾 WITH PURPOSE:
PART OF THE PROFITS GO TO FEED STRAY CATS AND SUPPORT UNDERGROUND MUSIC SCENE BY BUYING MUSIC FROM INDEPENDENT BANDS.

THIS ONE HITS DIFFERENT —
BECAUSE IT’S REAL.

ALL HAIL BURZIK.

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  • 100% cotton
  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.