Cats and Metal

Submit your cat for custom album cover artwork and merch

Free holo sticker sheet with orders over $60

Free limited collectible insert in every order

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Ask Kindly Unisex Tee | Funny Metal Cat Shirt

$32.00

Yes, it's about the cat. It was always about the cat.

"I'LL SHOW PICS OF MY PUSSY IF YOU ASK KINDLY" — bold distressed serif across the whole back, big enough to read from the other side of the venue. The ultimate funny cat shirt for anyone with 3,000 photos of their beast on their phone and zero shame about showing every single one. People will read it, freeze for a second, then laugh. That's the whole point. Ask kindly and you shall receive.

Front print: the classic Cats and Metal snarling cat logo in red, clean chest placement. Flip it over for the promise. Field-tested at metal festivals across Europe — this shirt starts more conversations than any pickup line ever written. Wear it to shows, record fairs, family dinners and first dates. Works every time.

Built for cat people with a sense of humor — cat dads, cat ladies, metalheads, camera-roll-is-90%-cat types. Unisex fit, so the joke fits everyone. If someone reads the back and doesn't laugh, congratulations: you just filtered out a boring conversation.

What you get:

Heavyweight 5 oz, 100% cotton tee, regular unisex fit, pre-shrunk jersey knit
Front AND back print — red logo on chest, the legendary line across the back
Sizes S–5XL, classic black
Made to order, printed fresh just for you

Why people buy it:

The most reliable icebreaker in your wardrobe — a funny cat t-shirt that does the talking for you
Perfect gift for cat lovers who own too many band shirts already
Pairs with the rest of our cat metal merch — Slipkat, Sepawltura, Pawntera, Catjira and the whole roster
The kind of shirt that gets photographed at merch tables (we have proof)

Every order feeds a homeless cat. Cats and Metal is an independent metalhead-run store. A portion of every sale goes to animal shelters, and we put money straight back into the underground by buying music on Bandcamp to support artists. You buy filthy merch, a real cat gets fed, a real band gets paid.

Want YOUR cat on a metal shirt? Send a photo of your beast at catsandmetal.com/cover and we'll turn them into the next frontcat of their own custom cat album cover shirt — your cat, your favorite band, immortalized. Custom cat cover commissions are open.

Ships worldwide. Pics of the pussy not included — bring your own

Ask Kindly Unisex Tee | Funny Metal Cat Shirt Size Guide

Size label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	28	18	15.63
M	29	20	17
L	30	22	18 ¹/₂
XL	31	24	20
2XL	32	26	21 ¹/₂
3XL	33	28	22.8
4XL	34	30	24.2
5XL	35	32	25.3

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There may be a deviation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product dimensions.

A useful tip! Compare measurements with a product you already own at home by measuring it and matching it to the sizes in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's top next to the shirt's highest point on the shoulder. Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just under one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam under the other sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, follow the top seam of the sleeve to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the end of the sleeve.